Sunday, September 28, 2008

Giannisms #2

Spending the weekend with Gianni in Las Vegas made for some extremely quotable dialogue. Here are some of my favorites and/or the only ones I could remember:

"Dear Las Vegas,
I demand a refund.
Sincerely,
Gianni Arone"

"There are so many whores...this is ideal."

"My fantasy is to get a pregnant hooker and make her give birth in my hotel room. Find me that."

"We are getting to the point where guns will be drawn."

"Why haven't I gambled my whole life? Because I am frivelous and unruly!"

"I'd be a very eccentric billionaire."

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