The Happening...

Was not happening. I honestly feel like M. Night Shamalamalamalama is sitting in a tower somewhere counting his gold coins, laughing, saying,"I can't believe they fell for it again!" There is no way the acting, story, and directing could be that altogether bad. It had to be a joke. I went to see it out of curiosity thinking it might be interesting. Don't do that, it's a mistake. Super waste of my valuable time.